Monday, April 09, 2007

Clone!


When I'm out and about (riding my bike to work, for instance) I almost always see one of these old ladies shuffling down the sidewalk. They invariably share these specific traits: Hands clasped behind their backs; Little, unbuttoned cardigan sweaters; Floral print dresses; Hair wound up into tight buns; Faces contorted into hateful, surly, pinched masks.

Rather peculiar...

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  1. Anonymous3:18 PM

    Armenian?

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  2. Anonymous4:20 PM

    We have some o' those here in Silicon Valley, as well. They tend to walk nice and slow in crosswalks, particularly if you have a green light and they have a red light, and it's your turn to go, dammit, and the only way to go when the light turns green for you is to hit them! Argh!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  3. I hear cars can drive right through them.

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  4. Anonymous5:49 PM

    Thanks for the tip, Sharon! I should try that!!!!

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  5. They go poof and you hear a little chirp!

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  6. Don't worry, there are thousands of 'em.

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  7. hahah nice. this is really cool

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  8. old librarians upset about the newfangled element taking over their jobs, namely me :)
    htw

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