Wednesday, January 19, 2011
Is the cat out of the bag? Is there a bag? A cat? That doesn't look much like a cat to me... It could be one, though. If I had a cat that looked like that, I might keep it in a bag. No, I like animals too much to do that. Still, it's a pretty weird looking cat.
Tuesday, January 18, 2011
Tuesday, January 11, 2011
Monday, January 10, 2011
This really happened. I saw myself in the mirror, and I recognized myself. And, in my head, I said, "Hey, that's me." And, then, in another part of my head, I said, unbidden, "Or, what's left of me." I thought that was kind of funny, but also, who asked you to say anything???
Thursday, January 06, 2011
Tuesday, January 04, 2011
Try as you may to hide it, your hairstyle and the glint in your eye betrays that which lies beneath-- that engine of good-fortune, that mighty source of heat and light, that which is stoked and nourished from the raw material of the spiritus sanctum in excelsis meow meow. Good on ye, mate.