Spastic Fig

No reason, really.

MirrororriM

Sometimes I don't recognize myself.

Load

It probably isn't that heavy, but it feels like it is. It's just lots of little things. I could have drawn myriad needles stuck in the poor bastard instead, but this seemed more absurd.

My Motto

That's why I'm nothing. My software is faulty.

Be Gone!!!

I hadn't intended this to be about the Autumnal Equinox, but I guess it could be. I'm happy to be done with this Summer.

Den

I need a den. Don't you? Maybe you already have one. Is it like this? Do you wear a helmet? Maybe I should get a helmet. I want to be like you. Would that be OK? Let me try it for awhile. Come on. I know how it sounds, but I promise I won't make a mess of your affairs when I show up at your workplace wearing your clothes and doing your job. Is that your wife? She seems nice. Well, OK, see you later.

Nice Car

I was behind what was probably a very expensive car today. But, for all the guy probably paid for it, it was really ugly. People just LOVE labels...

Hey Kidz!!!

I don't know-- struck me as funny.

Making a Point

That ought to do it.

Prim(itive) and Proper(tied)

Today is September 8th

De Mol Isz-Shnh

Dungarees

I know. I know. To quote David, "Sorry Guys."