Thursday, March 08, 2007

Wednesday, March 07, 2007

Change is Good?


My $15 sunglasses broke today. Now I'll be using my $2 pair.

Tuesday, March 06, 2007

So, It's True!


I took a poll, and it turns out that five out of five adults agree that poop is funny.

Monday, March 05, 2007

Gut Run


I've gained 20 pounds (9 kilograms) since I ran the Los Angeles Marathon 2 years ago.

Friday, March 02, 2007

Thursday, March 01, 2007

Blood & Heads


I gave blood today, and the blood drive was held at the Burbank Elks Lodge. As I lay there bleeding, staring into the dead, glass eyes of a bodyless elk's head, I wondered "If you have a club named after a certain animal, why would you hang the severed head of said animal on the wall of your clubhouse?" I would think that you might want to show respect to, and admiration for, the namesake of your fraternity rather than take a buzzsaw to its corpse and display what you cut off on the wall!

Maybe they could change their name to "The Severed Heads Club."

Tuesday, February 27, 2007

Monday, February 26, 2007

Why Do You Kill Me?



I should have listened to the caveman.
I worked on a layout all morning, and when I went to save it, Photoshop crashed and I lost everything. I not only lost my work, I lost a chunk of my life.

Friday, February 23, 2007

Thursday, February 22, 2007

How To Become Invisible


I was reminded of a time back in college when a friend and I tested the theory that people do not look up as they walk around: We climbed up into a tree (not very high--about 10 feet) in an area of fairly heavy foot traffic, and waited to see if anyone saw us. And, as it turned out, no one did.
Do we only see what we expect to see?

Friday, February 16, 2007

Satyr


Really he's just a naked guy frolicking in the woods.

Thursday, February 15, 2007

Monday, February 12, 2007

Translator


I try to be natural when speaking, but sometimes something gets in the way. I think I've internalized some kind of Vanilla Man who filters out the interesting flavors and excretes blandness.

Friday, February 09, 2007

Failure, Shame, and Guilt.


I was noticing how lame the last two drawings are, so here's another one. Hopefully it's better. I think it is.

Napkin Lady


Look at this, why don't you! Drew it on a napkin at CPK today at lunch.

Thursday, February 08, 2007

Cintiq Heroics


Look, I know it isn't a great drawing and it doesn't depict anything that happened today. But, it's the first drawing I did on "my" new Cintiq. (It's really Nickelodeon's Cintiq).
There. I'll never mention the Cintiq again.

Wednesday, February 07, 2007