Reach

You never know who might have touched that bagel before you got here.

This Explains A Lot

For no particular reason I did a Google search for my birthdate. This article came up. Pretty funny!

GMO Plate

Be careful. Read this.

It's Just my NeckHurts

The Opportunist

Maybe I'm just getting old, but driving around in the Los Angeles area has been making me crazy lately. As soon as another driver sees a tiny opening they have to dart into it whether or not it's actually going to get them to their destination any sooner. Usually it causes whoever they just cut off to slam on their brakes, thereby causing a chain-reaction of sudden braking which, if someone in the line isn't 100% focused, will cause a collision. So, anyway. This is about people like that, and the karmic turd-pie that they are gobbling up.

Andy

Sometimes a drawing makes me laugh. Isn't that reason enough to post it here?

Too Stool for Cool

I was at this restaurant for lunch last Friday, and one of the employees was changing the bag in the trash can, and after he had taken the full one out, but before he had replaced it, some fool dropped his load of food-trash in the bag-less receptacle. When he had realized what he had done he said, "Oh sorry, I didn't see that there was no bag." That's when I noticed that he was wearing his dark sunglasses indoors. That would explain the inability to see the obvious.

Can You Relate?

Sometimes you feel out of place-- like an actor in your own life-story. "What am I doing here? Is this real? Why am I doing this? Am I where I'm supposed to be? Did I miss something? Was I supposed to...? Is this the right...? How do I ...? Why...? Get me the Philips-Head Screwdriver! I know what to do! I am a real doctor! I don't just play one on TV!!! Nurse, I need the anaesthetic at once! Take this on an empty stomach! Administer the usual dose via the eye socket--specifically the tear ducts! A strict regimen must be adhered to in just such a way as to effect the desired outcome! This is SCIENCE!!! I'm talking about empirical knowledge here! No guesswork! Just the facts ma'am! Where were you on the night of October 27th, 2006? So you did it! I smell a rat! You're going to the big house, Charlie! The ability to see multiple viewpoints only exacerbates the problem!"

ETs

No reason. Just doodlin'.