Operation

Some scarring may result, but the long-term benefits should mitigate any cosmetic concerns.

"Not"

At first, this morning, I thought it might have been the first one.  Then, I just wasn't sure at all.  After that, I became convinced that it must certainly be the second one.  I'm still leaning that way, but now I'm starting to wonder...

Warned

You might want to do it right...

Accomplished

Stand Back, Professional Artist Coming Through...

I like to flex my artistic muscle from time to time.

D.G.

Phonesaw

Here's what my phone saw when I turned it on.

Self-Flagellation

Tip

Unrelated, but here it is anyway.

Los Angeles Freeways

There's a lot to think about when setting out for a drive on an L.A. freeway:  Will the traffic be terrible or will it be horrible?  How many times will I be cut off, and by how many jerks?  Will one of my mirrors be shattered by a motorcyclist splitting lanes?  How many potholes will I hit?  Will the corpse of the person tailgating me land in my front seat or my back seat when he rear-ends my car?

A big one, though, is will one of the giant semis that drifts into my lane when I'm right beside it be able to correct its course before flattening my car?  I can't completely blame the truck drivers, though.  Because the freeways have been altered and repaired and re-routed so many times, and on so many different occasions over the years, it's like driving on a patchwork quilt.  When the contours of the road go in a different direction than the faint white lines that designate the lanes (see above), there will be a lot of wandering death machines to contend with.

Fartfire

S.N.G.E.

May the 4th Be With You...

I get it.

Pizza Steve

It's Pizza STEVE, y'all!

Meet "The Derivatives"

Not really...

Miserable Minnow

Watch out, Miserable Minnow!  Don't take the bait!

In Demand!

You just KNOW you want one of these!

Break

Yellow

"Mmmphh!"

What?  What'd he say?

Watched

He's always back there...

Bag

I drew this on a bag.

The Boxer

Just so You Know.

Dive

The Elephant in the Room

Ve-e-e-ery interesting….I didn't realize how devastating the raising of livestock is to our environment.  Living in California, the most immediate, tangible concern (lately) is the drought.  We're being told to limit our usage of water, but corporate farming, and fracking, and the bottling of water get a free pass even though they use up most of the water.  People are talking about that quite a bit, which is good--but, you don't hear much about animal agriculture.  Here's a link for you: http://www.cowspiracy.com/facts/

Fullsteam

Ahead

"A head," get it?  I don't either.

I'm a Turd

Ducklips

Here comes my first Uncle Grandpa episode!  Thank goodness my partner did his thing to make it good.  I like most of what I did, but some of it makes me cringe… Tune in Thursday!

As Easy as 123

I made a New Year's Resolution to run 1,000 miles this year.  I've run 123 miles so far.  I wasn't running before, so I've had to build up slowly.  But, I'm on pace!

"Back to Blogger-- 2015"

Here we go!  Everyone's (going to be) doing it!!  Don't miss the parade!!!