Ha Ha!

Reach

You never know who might have touched that bagel before you got here.

This Explains A Lot

For no particular reason I did a Google search for my birthdate. This article came up. Pretty funny!

GMO Plate

Be careful. Read this.

It's Just my NeckHurts

The Opportunist

Maybe I'm just getting old, but driving around in the Los Angeles area has been making me crazy lately. As soon as another driver sees a tiny opening they have to dart into it whether or not it's actually going to get them to their destination any sooner. Usually it causes whoever they just cut off to slam on their brakes, thereby causing a chain-reaction of sudden braking which, if someone in the line isn't 100% focused, will cause a collision. So, anyway. This is about people like that, and the karmic turd-pie that they are gobbling up.