Saturday, May 31, 2008

More Freeway Follies

If you are the guy who, a couple days ago, came within inches of running me off the road and making me crash and die because you failed to check your mirrors or look over your shoulder or whatever exactly you failed to do before changing lanes, I would like to extend a humble apology to your wife who was sitting next to you in the passenger seat. I expect that my subsequent ungentlemanly behavior must have made her feel more than a little uncomfortable.

Judging from her facial expression, your wife appeared to have found the experience of riding mere feet from a roaring, cursing, enraged lunatic wildly gesticulating toward his car's rear-view mirrors in an effort to educate her oafish husband as to the existence and location of his own, and to make a case for the possible benefit of their future use, a bit unsettling, and, I would think, somewhat puzzling.

She, being completely innocent in the matter (and in fact, placed in the very same jeopardy as myself by your irresponsibility!) should never have been exposed to further trauma. So, again, I am profoundly sorry that my impassioned display of auto parts knowledge disturbed her. Please convey my deep regret and embarrassment to her, and may this sincere apology find purchase in her wounded and rattled heart.

You, however, remain a butthole.

Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Fish Out of Water

On the way home yesterday, some stoolfool was driving too fast and cutting people off without signaling and pretty much endangering everyone around him for very little gain. Judging from the little fish symbol stuck to his car's rear end, I can only assume that he was in a hurry to get all of his important business done before the Age of Pisces (finally) gives way to the Age of Aquarius.

Friday, May 23, 2008

Ha Ha!

Isn't it fun? Aren't meetings fun? Aren't they the most fun first thing in the morning? Someone thinks so...


This one didn't turn out as I'd hoped. Maybe I'll try again sometime. I'm free to do that, you know!

Friday, May 09, 2008


Here. I drew this on my paycheck envelope today. The other arm didn't work out so well, so let's not talk about that.

Thursday, May 08, 2008

Next Step

This is what happens after you burn the candle at both ends. You get sick...and, then you forget how to use color in your artwork.