Put On Your Duncekap
His finger looks salty. Like a mummy's finger. I have a money making scheme if you're interested. Next Halloween we make mummy shaped jerky and we'll call them 'Tuts'. I just need some capital to take this idea off the ground. If you want to bankroll this venture then let me know. Expect a large return on your investment. This idea is a money maker.
just don't pull it, whatever you do
Adam- Tuts, eh? I'm a vegetarian. Forget it!!! Unless, perhaps, the jerky is made from authentic human mummies. I could get behind that.Holley- Guffaw! I guffawed at your comment!
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