Friday, February 01, 2008
Sorry for the crude image, but I'm a pervert...at least that's what I found out today. Hear my tale of woe:
This afternoon following my midday repast, within a Burbank parking garage most ordinary, I was dutifully and diligently about the business of installing my son into his car-seat when, behold! Two young maidens most buxom and most immodestly attired, passeth nigh! Being of a most observant nature, I proceedeth to make an observation thereupon. Thinking then that mine eyes doth deceiveth me, I didst partake in a second, brief survey of the passing terrain, as it were. Next, did I mark one of the maidens to exclaim unto her companion venomous words concerning "The Pervert."
That's entrapment, my friends! Granted, I may have appeared to be lurking in the dark among the parked cars, but that's beside the point! Their display was obviously meant to attract attention. And, really, was my offense greater than that of the carload of brutes who passed by a moment later loudly exclaiming their simian appreciation for the same glands that I had only discreetly and, one might say, accidentally glimpsed?