Friday, February 01, 2008

(Don't) LOOK!!!


Sorry for the crude image, but I'm a pervert...at least that's what I found out today. Hear my tale of woe:

This afternoon following my midday repast, within a Burbank parking garage most ordinary, I was dutifully and diligently about the business of installing my son into his car-seat when, behold! Two young maidens most buxom and most immodestly attired, passeth nigh! Being of a most observant nature, I proceedeth to make an observation thereupon. Thinking then that mine eyes doth deceiveth me, I didst partake in a second, brief survey of the passing terrain, as it were. Next, did I mark one of the maidens to exclaim unto her companion venomous words concerning "The Pervert."

That's entrapment, my friends! Granted, I may have appeared to be lurking in the dark among the parked cars, but that's beside the point! Their display was obviously meant to attract attention. And, really, was my offense greater than that of the carload of brutes who passed by a moment later loudly exclaiming their simian appreciation for the same glands that I had only discreetly and, one might say, accidentally glimpsed?

9 comments:

Holley T said...

I am continually surprised by the number of women and young ladies who become offended when someone can't turn their eyes away from the trainwreck of that person's (very infrequently natural) monster cleavage. If you want to throw it out there, fine, but don't get your knickers in a twist when you draw attention.

Sharon Spotbottom said...

Hilarious fair Prince, most joyously and judiciously amusing.

Dominic said...

Kudos! You taught your son a most important part of the rite of manhood.

david gemmill said...

haahhaah hilarious. nice ugly face to go along with the big tits. a lethal combo.

becky said...

Whoops, I looked! I guess I'm a pervert!

Sid said...

I have my new wallpaper....

Honky D said...

I think you're a horrible person.

Beth Skove, Publisher said...

same with people who are overly tattoeed, pierced, oddly dressed, have a great big message on their chest or a$$, etc. I think the intent is to draw attention.... duh.
I agree with Holley t

Pat McMicheal said...

I suppose when they were getting dressed that morning, they decided to wear a shirt that would prevent any possibility of attention and chose the one which exposed the most!! And THEN had the BALLS to act "shocked" by the attention they obviously spent great detail to receive. W T F?
There is NOTHING perverted about a MAN being attracted to a WOMAN! There "IS" however, when a man is attracted to a bologna sandwich!
Take comfort my friend, for in a few years ( when they hit that wall) NO ONE will even look at their sorry ass and they will cherish those times when they could turn a head!