Friday, March 28, 2008

The Defecrusader


It seems that the Defecrusader is using the upstairs bathroom at work again.

He takes magazines out of the bathroom that he doesn't like, and he throws them away. They aren't his magazines (they aren't mine either), and he doesn't even work upstairs. His destructive impulses are politically motivated, of course. Some people identify themselves so strongly with their chosen political ideology that, when confronted by differing viewpoints, they feel threatened.

Oh well. At least he doesn't tear the scary magazines into little pieces and flush them down the toilet like he used to.

5 comments:

Nick the Prick said...

His Catscratch show sucked, too.

Sharon Spotbottom said...

That shit is hilarious!

Dominic said...

Reality TV at Nickelodeon! You need to set a trap with a hidden camera!

devon said...

where is the latest copy of "the nation?"

becky said...

Ha! That's a good one. A dude that gets worked up about toilet-reading. Some people take their bathroom-breaks too seriously.