Friday, December 29, 2006

At the Zoo

We went to the zoo today. There are many things about the zoo which I dislike, but I am ALWAYS most disappointed with one particular exhibit: Homo Sapiens.

The patrons of the zoo scare me. Take this group, for example: Clearly, tapping upon the glass is frowned upon here. The management makes this abundantly clear by utilizing both words, and, for the illiterate, diagrams. Yet, these simpletons are unable to comply with even the most basic of requests.

It's so depressing to consider that these cretins are probably a good representative sample of what the bulk of humanity is made of.

At least the weather was nice.


becky said...

I wish homo sapiens'd go extinct. Really! I really do!

d_orlando said...

Seriously, it's the Cro-Magnons' fault, not the Neanderthals.

John T. Quinn 3rd said...

in the old days when i had all kinds of energy, i would go to the zoo every friday and draw the gorillas. great fun but, for the groups of school kids, particularly boys in both grammar and high school. for some reason they believe it hilarious to scream at the top of their lungs "hey gorilla!"
it always made me smile when the gorillas would throw their poop at the stupid children.