Friday, December 01, 2006
Pay No Attention to the Man Behind the Necktie!
He thought he could fool all of us, but NO! He couldn't fool me. I saw right through his clever ruse! I can't prove it, but I suspect that he had even slept the night in those rumpled clothes--and in a pathetic attempt to blend in with the humans, he knotted that scrap around his unshaven neck and off he went.
NICE TRY!!! I'm on to you, mister! You can place a maraschino cherry atop a dungheap and call it a sundae, but no one is going to eat it!