Wednesday, November 08, 2006

"Please, Come in."



I'm not saying that the savages I work with are people....wait....I meant to say that the PEOPLE I work with are not SAVAGES.

Heh heh, simple mistake!

On the 2nd floor where I work, there is one small bathroom for men and one for women. In each of these tiny chambers is a switch that turns the light on and off. Unfortunately, when the light is turned off so is the fan. This means that if the person who was in there before you has flipped the switch to the OFF position after moving his bowels, then when you open that door you might as well be walking right into his colon.

Conserving electricity is NOT always a good idea.

9 comments:

Devon said...

Well said and well illustrated!

katzenjammer studios said...

You have a knack for drawing shit! Great poopie drawings. I hope they don't try to conserve energy AND water at Nick...

sharon spotbottom said...

Devon will lend you her bathroom key to use the ladies.

Van Der Anarchy said...

Just think of it as a game. "Guess what I ate?"
I always enjoy leaving the 'hot closet' after a late nite of drinking dark beer, ale and whisky and eating cheezits, hot wings and cream asparagus.

d_orlando said...

Are you eating enough fiber, Kenny?

-KP said...

I eat only cheese. Well, cheese and glue.

Vincent Waller said...

Now the downstairs main bathroom's exhaust fans have stopped working! We are going to die with Poo coated sinuses!

ryan said...

HAHAHAHAHA CREEPY!!!!

enosdrive said...

The turd has a ghostly countenance. Sort like the smell that hovers after the creation of a turd is the ghost of the turd.