Friday, January 26, 2007

MEat



When going through the process of having surgery, no matter how professional and caring the staff, I think that feeling like a slab of meat is unavoidable. That being said, my particular surgery was a success, and according to my doctor, it was also very necessary. He said that if I hadn't gone through with it that I would definitely have developed osteoarthritis within ten years!

So, now I'm at home resting on the couch and popping vicodin.

3 comments:

Vincent Waller said...

Vicodin gooooood! Hecie is a good and caring care giver.
Of course once you're on the roll around bed, you are the turkey waiting for the carving.
I'm glad all went well.

d_orlando said...

It Ain't the Meat (It's the Motion)

It ain't the meat it's the motion
That makes your daddy wanna rock
It ain't the meat it's the motion
It's the movement it isn't the stock

Well, I got a girl that's so darn thin
There ain't much of her but bones and skin
One thing about her I can understand
She wraps all around me like a rubber band, baby

It ain't the meat it's the motion
That makes your daddy wanna rock
It ain't the meat it's the motion
It's the movement it isn't the stock

You find some girls who's built real fat
Some fellows don't like to see 'em like that
But I like to see 'em big and tall
The bigger they come the harder they fall

It ain't the meat it's the motion
That makes your daddy wanna rock
It ain't the meat it's the motion
It's the movement it isn't the stock

Well, I want someone who feels like they got to have love
Love to look at the stars above
My little baby, I want you to know
She'll bring me home all of her dough

It ain't the meat it's the motion
It ain't the meat, uhm uhm uhm
It ain't the meat, I say the action
That makes your daddy wanna rock

Bring it down one time
It ain't the meat it's the motion
It ain't the meat, I say the movement, girl
It ain't the meat, it's the action
That makes your daddy wanna rock


[lyrics by L. Mann and H. Glover
recorded by The Swallows, 1951]

Rebecca said...

I don't like feelin' like a piece o' meat neither. Sometimes the surgeon has poopy bedside manner,too, and sometimes they bring in all their dumb little students and they all stare at you like you're a specimen or something. It sucks, dude, it sucks.