All right, I know the suspense must be killing you. Here's the story I promised on Friday:
I was up late Thursday night and I happened to look out the kitchen window at about midnight and I saw a silver SUV stopped on the street parked right next to my car. I heard a door close, and they drove away. I thought it was odd, but that perhaps they were dropping someone off. When I noticed that no one had been dropped off, I went down to the street, and sure enough, whoever it was had opened my (accidentally left unlocked--damn it!) door and went through the car and stolen a few things. Bastards! Luckily, nothing important was taken-- as far as I know, anyway.
I called the cops, and they came out and took a report, blah blah blah, etc..
It just feels like such a violation to have had these scumbags going through my glove compartment and reaching under my seats. I feel so dirty ;)
So, don't forget to lock your doors, kids! Or, you could leave them unlocked, but make sure you booby-trap your car to permanently maim any intruders...